Whooo doggies.
What a night.
The odds were against me meeting her.
I had to work until 6pm and I live in downtown Chicago.
People were lining up at 7AM to get their number in Skokie, Il.
Wherever the heck that is.
I live downtown. I rarely venture further than Wrigley Field or the South Loop.
But I knew I had to meet her. Surely Skokie wasn't too far?
We got there at 6:30pm, an hour before she was supposed to start talking. I was number 197. Holy cow. Taylor had to be back downtown by 10:30 to work the overnight shift so I was hoping we'd make it through that line!
Around 9:15 we started to get worried. The line had not moved at all. Not one bit. He called work and they told him he could come in at midnight. So we had to be out of Skokie by 11:20 at the latest.
We left the building at 11:17pm.
I almost didn't meet P-dub. And I'm certain I would have cried.
But I didn't. And here's some pictures to prove it.

My first book signing. I felt a little bit like a dork. But I got over it when I saw her. She is so cool.

First glance at Marlboro Man and the boys!

I took 100 paparazzi shots of them. Taylor was laughing at me.
I don't understand why.

She snuck in and I almost missed getting this blurry picture of her! Phew. That was close.

She was not messing around with them boots.

Love this one of her. She was taking some pictures towards the beginning but I think she stopped about 2 hours into signing. I can't imagine how her hand felt!


Number 197.
There was a lot of ladies there.
And a few fellas too.

I thought this one was cute of Marlboro Man with the little guys.

So my cowboy boots got pretty uncomfortable after about 2 hours of standing, but hello. I wasn't about to wear anything other than my cowboy boots to meet the Pioneer Woman. It would've been disrespectful. Clearly.

Giving Taylor the freedom to go and pick up dinner was perhaps not the best idea. I had suggested PF Changs and he came back with Mckie dees. Figures.

But I couldn't get mad even I wanted to. 1. Their hamburgers really are tasty albeit sooo dangerously unhealthy. 2. Look at that sweet face. He gave up his whole night to sit in line with me and 200 other ladies in order to meet some homeschooling momma from Oklahoma who happens to be hilarious, beautiful, and a darn good cook. And he didn't complain once. And he was so excited for me.

We waited in line for four and a half hours. I guess that's what happens when you try to meet the Queen of blogging.

The following pictures are horrible quality and I blame the ridiculous Barnes and Noble employee that I had to hand my camera to. But it was 11 o'clock at night. So maybe I should cut him some slack.

She's so perty.
And she has the sweetest voice.

I thanked her for making a yummy cookbook and told her she's fed my addiction to Jadite. We then talked the rest of the time about Jadite.
Me and P-dub.
Chatting it up about Jadite.
Who would have thought?
I loved every second.

Do you see that expression on my face? I'm pretty sure that's the moment in our conversation where she said she puts her Jadite in the dishwasher. Yup. I've never been one to hide my emotions. And that there look is screaming, "Say whaaaat?" Good thing she's not looking huh? But as I drove home you bet your buns I decided I'm not afraid to put my Jadite in the dishwasher anymore. Shoot, if P-dub does it, so can I. Right?

It was so fun getting to talk to her for 45 seconds. I'm sure it was a little longer than that, but man, those few moments were SO worth the wait. She is so dang sweet! And at this point I had completely forgotten at all to take a posed picture with her. It wasn't until I was in the car driving away that I realized what a dork I am. How the heck do you sit right next to PW and not get a posed picture with her?
Easy.
Just get wrapped up in chatting with her like she's your new Bff.

I was able to snag a picture with her sweet husband though. He signed my books too and Taylor and I got to talk to him a little bit. He also is super, super sweet.

And this sums up how happy I felt that I was able to leave that place having met PW. The fact that she signed my cookbooks was just a plus.
Thanks P-dub.
It was totally, totally worth the wait.
And thanks Honey for indulging my ridiculous side. You are such a trooper. I'm making you her cinnamon rolls tomorrow and I'm pretty sure you'll love the woman more than I do.